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    Poltergeist: A Retrospective Review
    Posted in: Featured, Movies, Stuff You Watch

    Oh, it’s here, and this one hurt. Walking into this, I, like most horror veterans, knew it’d be terrible, but I ended up leaving the theater absolutely mortified and disgusted; mortified by the craptastic quality, and disgusted by the positive reactions of the audience, who probably don’t know what they’re missing in an age where […]

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    Unfriended Review
    Posted in: Movies

    Where to begin with this one… The mere existence of Unfriended feels like an insult to horror altogether. To me, it comes across as a corporate cash in designed to cater to the MTV tweens with unlikable, market-theorized, poorly written high school stereotypes using the latest “hip” technology for cheap scares. Toss in some “happening” […]

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    It Follows Review
    Posted in: Featured, Movies

    To describe It Follows as wasted potential would only be scratching the surface. Here you have a setup reminiscent of other classics akin to The Ring, A Nightmare on Elm Street, and even Halloween to an extent, and they’ve managed almost completely squander a good idea. In this critic’s opinion, contrary to the mixed to high […]

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    Sponge Out of Water Review
    Posted in: Movies

    Are ya ready, kids? Your favorite animated sponge has reached another milestone with his second theatrical release. Can you believe it, kids? What can you say about SpongeBob? He made history invading the mainstream back in the ‘90s, becoming a cultural phenomenon, and continues going stronger than ever today with his new movie. Like it […]

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    Best Boss Music Pt. 2
    Posted in: Featured, Music, Video Games

    Here’s a list for the nostalgic gamer or the curious. Each of the ten themes listed here has had an emotional impact on the way I view boss fights. Yes, I grew up during the console wars and mainly played JRPGS and side-scrollers from the SNES and PS2. Nevertheless, I think it’s amazing that, for […]

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    Boyhood Review
    Posted in: Featured, Movies

    Going in with the right mindset, Boyhood is a refreshing masterpiece. This picture puts any other coming-of-age story to shame simply because it outclasses the generic, phony worlds we’re usually presented with. No one’s going for an Oscar, here. There are no forced clichés or cheap tactics. This is as real as life gets in […]

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    The Top 5 Puzzle Games Ever Made
    Posted in: Featured, Video Games

    The puzzle genre is often neglected by the American market. Why? Well, we’re a little too occupied blowing Master Chief’s brains out with assault rifles at the moment. There’s so much testosterone with shooters and sports that games like this are often passed off as downloadable gimmicks or nothing more than what it appears. “Are […]